A couple of things I love ...
1. Across the courtyard neighbor is trying to read
his roommates mail -
how do I know?
He has the letter pressed against the sliding glass
door against the sunlight ...
2. Someone below me is BBQing ...
3. Across and on the corner neighbor is masturbating
with his blinds open again ...
4. Downstairs neighbor hasn't been able to make
eye contact with me since my
weekend of bed pounding into the wall ...
Oh the joys of apartment complexes
