BaThRoOm WiNnEr ...

This was probably

THE MOST DISGUSTING
bathroom I visited in January ...

And why yes, it was at a guys house ...
How about that?

Haha

Even though it's a gross picture
I can't look away ...
There is just so much there,
So much happening ..

It's such a disaster that it almost looks
really artistic and cool ...

This picture should actually be in a magazine
as a beer advertisement ...

DaD sTaLkEr ...

So there is this adorable dad that waits for his son
to get out of school everyday at 2:50 pm.

I myself am waiting for a child to get out of the same
school at the same time is how I noticed ...

I actually look forward to seeing him every
day at precisely 2:50 pm.
And I have made it my mission in life to stalk him ..

I usually just stare at him from my car from a distance,
[That's not creepy right?]
but today I got ballsy and stood 10 ft
away from him as we waited for our children ...

As I stared him down today I pondered a whole
bunch of ideas such as ...

Is he married?
What does he do for a living?
Maybe a single dad?
What if he is the nanny?

I smiled at him at he walked by, which he wasn't
even expecting, he hurriedly looked down and looked
back up again with a smile ...

And I DID notice that he wasn't wearing a ring ...

I will keep you updated on this story
which I am naming
THE CUTE DAD CHRONICLES