I'm gonna be honest ...
my neighbors are slightly worthless ...
They are never here
when I need them the most ...
For example ...
As I was getting ready today
I noticed a
GIGANTIC
spider lurking above ...
I panicked ...
I'm too scared to kill spiders!
Spiders are the
enemy!
They definitely come in first
place over boys ...
I ran to see if my neighbor was
home ...
ANY neighbor ...
NONE.
ZIP.
ZILCH.
It was up to me ...
So I did what I had to do ...
I really REALLY contemplated it before
I took action ...
But yes, there was a casualty ...
And it was this months Cosmo ...
