Monday, August 31, 2009

ThE BrEaK Up...


So, downstairs dude broke up with me
this weekend by moving out ...

"Oh, you were dating??" You ask.

The answer is NO, we were definitely not ...

But honestly, I am taking it a little
bit personally ...

In the begining when I moved in a
few months ago,
I admit,
our relationship started out pretty rocky ...

But then I got him trained so well!
He stopped throwing parties,
his music was at a respectable level ...

I'm not sure where we went wrong? ...

Maybe it was the night when I was wasted
and he knocked on my door
to tell me god knows what and I
barely opened the door
because I was definitely not wearing something
a neighbor should see ...

Maybe he was jealous of all
of the sex ...
all of the sex HE wasn't getting ...

Point is ...
it is very empty here right now ...

And he didn't even say goodbye ...

RoGeR


This is Roger ...

He swam here from Florida ...

Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Truth Is ...

... that men don't really show up
at your door unexpected,
with flowers and
a bottle of wine ...

The truth is ...
that men don't
all of a sudden
realize they made a huge mistake
in letting you go ...

The truth is ...
women are JUST AS
suborn as men ...

The truth is ...
that chivalry really is dead ...

Us women need to accept that
and move on ...

Fairytales are only
stories in childrens books ...


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