... StRaNgEr LiCkEr ...

On the bus ride home last night
a gentleman took the
seat next to me ...

Quiet and kept to himself -
just the way I like my seat mates ...

And then ..
He licked his hand ...
THREE
times ...

AFTER he had been touching
the bus seats,
and rails ...

All I could think about was

PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME!
PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME!

... and if you do touch me,
I will punch you in the face!!!

The bus really brings out the rage
in me ...

sLeEpiNg oN tHe BuS ...

About 80% of bus riders
fall asleep
while riding the bus ..

Is this a proven statistic?
No, but that is
the percent of people who on
MY bus fall asleep.

Listen bus riders -
no one appreciates you falling asleep
on the bus.

FIRST off it's RUDE.
SECOND - when you fall asleep you make
the riders who are NOT
asleep VERY
uncomfortable ...

SO uncomfortable in fact that we
start having
MASSIVE
anxiety attacks ...

I'm not too sure when it was
decided socially acceptable
for you to fall
asleep on the bus ...

But let me tell you something -
NO ONE appreciates you
passing out on them ...

And NOBODY wants a complete
stranger falling asleep on them with
your mouth OPEN.

NOBODY.

I punched a lady in the arm TWICE the
other day for this
behavior.

And she STILL CONTINUED to
FALL ASLEEP
ON ME.


It also makes me wonder
how many people miss their stops
everyday due to
passing out during a bus ride
on a complete
strangers shoulder ...

Get some manners bus riders of Seattle ...