About 80% of bus riders
fall asleep
while riding the bus ..
Is this a proven statistic?
No, but that is
the percent of people who on
MY bus fall asleep.
Listen bus riders -
no one appreciates you falling asleep
on the bus.
FIRST off it's RUDE.
SECOND - when you fall asleep you make
the riders who are NOT
asleep VERY
uncomfortable ...
SO uncomfortable in fact that we
start having
MASSIVE
anxiety attacks ...
I'm not too sure when it was
decided socially acceptable
for you to fall
asleep on the bus ...
But let me tell you something -
NO ONE appreciates you
passing out on them ...
And NOBODY wants a complete
stranger falling asleep on them with
your mouth OPEN.
NOBODY.
I punched a lady in the arm TWICE the
other day for this
behavior.
And she STILL CONTINUED to
FALL ASLEEP
ON ME.
It also makes me wonder
how many people miss their stops
everyday due to
passing out during a bus ride
on a complete
strangers shoulder ...
Get some manners bus riders of Seattle ...
fall asleep
while riding the bus ..
Is this a proven statistic?
No, but that is
the percent of people who on
MY bus fall asleep.
Listen bus riders -
no one appreciates you falling asleep
on the bus.
FIRST off it's RUDE.
SECOND - when you fall asleep you make
the riders who are NOT
asleep VERY
uncomfortable ...
SO uncomfortable in fact that we
start having
MASSIVE
anxiety attacks ...
I'm not too sure when it was
decided socially acceptable
for you to fall
asleep on the bus ...
But let me tell you something -
NO ONE appreciates you
passing out on them ...
And NOBODY wants a complete
stranger falling asleep on them with
your mouth OPEN.
NOBODY.
I punched a lady in the arm TWICE the
other day for this
behavior.
And she STILL CONTINUED to
FALL ASLEEP
ON ME.
It also makes me wonder
how many people miss their stops
everyday due to
passing out during a bus ride
on a complete
strangers shoulder ...
Get some manners bus riders of Seattle ...
3 comments:
Just pull a syringe of saline out of your purse and tell them that the next time they fall asleep on you, that you are going to inject them with the HIV. Works every time. Or buy car. That works too.
Omg??? ..inject them with "hiv" who IS this person????? Hahahahahaha... That is super creepy! -sissypoo
I love Anonymous - god knows :)
wait - what happened to your car??
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