CoMmiTmEnT IsSuEs ..

I so obviously have commitment issues.
For example, I have moved FIVE times in the
last TWO years ...

Although, I have only lived in TWO complexes.
So clearly I don't feel tied down or TOO committed
to the complexes ...

But I can say, I like variety ...
So maybe I am just exploring all they have to offer?

Or, it could be that roommates are HARD.

Seriously, they are the most challenging thing I have ever
attempted.
And frankly, I am done dealing with them ...

"Put this in my file," I told my apartment manager, "Don't
EVER let me move after telling you, 'Oh, I found this great
person, I think we will make such GREAT roommates!' Because
we WON'T,"

At first roommates are great... you are friends, you share
some laughs, share some pizza ...

THEN things take a turn for the worse, there are no
more laughs .. they steal your pizza ..
Common courtesy somehow disappeared like a
streaker into the night ...

If I were to make a chart my commitment levels would look
like so:

Vehicles - 2+ years
Job - 1 year
Residence - 6 to 9 months
Boys - 2 to 3 months

... On the bright side ... at least I have my priorities straight ...