PaNiC

You know when you want to be someplace
other than where you are, like
reeeaaallllllllyyyy
badly???

But you can't get to the place you
reeeaaallllllllyyyy
want to be for at least another couple of days???

And you KNOW you are missing out on
SOOOOO
much not being there???

So you start to panic, because you are feeling
MAJOR
separation anxiety and are feeling SOOOO left
out and really just want to be involved ...

As you are dwelling on what you miss out
on, you start breathing heavy and your chest
gets tight ...

You start feeling MAJORLY overwhelmed and THANK GOD
for skin because without it it feels like you
might explode EVERYWHERE into a
thousand pieces ...

Well ... this is exactly how I am feeling about
Boise right now ...
It really might just be the death of me ...

All I have to say is

THANK GOD FOR SKIN AND XANAX

SeReNdiPiTy

I am not one of those who believes in fate,
I honestly do not believe that
the future holds
events that will inevitably happen ...

I think we live our lives the way we think is
best and that our daily
choices lead us to where we are presently.

However ...

I do believe in serendipity,
I think that most of us usually experience
unexpected and fortunate discoveries
quite often, which definitely lead
us to make the decisions we do...

But do serendipity and fate go together?

Some could say yes,
fate has you discover all of those
fortunate events to lead you to where
you are meant to be in life ...

Others could argue that no,
serendipity is completely by accident
and random that affects you as you are
just sailing through life ...

I like to think that serendipity happens to the
best of us thanks to karma. Or
that maybe we kind of just
stumble across it when we are least expecting it ...

No matter how serendipity is linked to
our lives it is exciting and special,
and true probably everything DOES happen
for a reason ...
whether it be because of fate or not.
We should all be so lucky to experience a little
serendipity throughout or lives ...

hAiR dOoS

Changing your hairstyle is a
MAJOR event ...

Not only is it a dramatic change,
but it can also be emotionally scarring ...

All of that stress you endure
while watching the
stylist crop away your locks with what sometimes
could be mistaken for surgical tools ...

And you just KNOW they messed up a few
steps back because
what they were doing looked completely
awkward ...

You need to have complete and total
trust in this person
because you are

LITERALLY

putting your head in their hands ...

This is definitely a moment
where you need to be more than
110%
positive that this is the style you want
to live with for the next few months ..

Because unlike money that grows on trees
hair grows EVEN slower ...

Operator Error

Who knew that booking flights was such
a hard and complicated task? ...

I never knew ...

I fly all of the time and have never had
any difficulties ...

That is until about a week ago, when I decided
to jump online to make arrangements to
head to Boise to hang out with my cousin
for a week ...

[Whom I just promoted to sister]

First mistake I noticed hours after making
the reservation was that I got the

Departure/Destination

categories mixed up.
So I had to call and get that all straightened
out.

A few days later I realized I
left off the last letter of my last name.
And so I had to call and get that fixed.

Then I realize that I forgot to use my rewards
number.
I had to call for that.

All I have to say is

THANK GOD

for the Southwest Airlines customer service.
That girl deserves a raise for dealing
with people like me ...

StRaNgE iNdiViDuALs ...

For some reason I have just been
REALLY struggling in the

MAN DEPARTMENT

lately ...

It's like shopping at Nordstrom,
I know what I am looking for and
conveniently it is NEVER on the racks
when I want it ...

So I always end up settling fot that one piece
of clothing that you KNOW is probably NOT going
to look or feel

FLATTERING

but you try it on anyway ...


Only to return it to the rack

[Maybe even leave in the dressing room
thrown into a corner in a ball]


IMMEDIATELY

And you continue to repeat this cycle no matter
how treacherous, uncomfortable,
embarrassing, and boring the
whole effort may be.

The point is, how does one ever really
find that perfect piece?

And will it be worth the price ...

ShY bOyS

Here is the scoop ...

I have worked in the pediatric intensive care unit
at the local hospital for 4 months now ...

Every shift at precisely 4 am the cutest xray
tech makes his rounds in my unit.

And every time he leaves the floor I always
smile at him with much enthusiasm.

Conveniently he ALWAYS happens to be
looking down as he walks by me to leave the unit.

WELL

This morning is a different story ...
After 4 whole months of his looking down he
caught me off guard and was actually looking

AT ME

As he left the unit this morning.
He even SMILED.

And then he said something ...
He said it very fast, and quietly, like he was
unsure of himself ...

"Have a good lawyer,"

.....

That is what it sounded like he said ...

I was so CONFUSED ...

I smiled at him ...

But I was SO CONFUSED ...

I couldn't fathom for the life of my why he
would say that ...

So I sat there ...
With a stupid smile on my face ...

AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK

Poor guy .. takes him 4 months to get up the
courage to say something, let alone LOOK at me ...

I realized 10 minutes later that he probably said

"Have a good morning"

So remember this boys ...

When you are too shy to speak to a pretty lady and
it takes you months upon months to get up the courage
to say something, at least speak LOUDLY and CLEARLY

DeAtH

... it just goes to show how quickly things can change ...


RIP Baby Girl "I"

ThIs YeArS tHeMe

... is bathrooms.

The cousin and I have been going strong
drinkin this new year ...

And for some strange
reason I have called her and for some other
strange reason, taken pics of the bathrooms
each and everytime I have been out ...

Tonight, while I called her from a bathroom
(ironically)
We decided it to be legit to save all of the
bathroom pics and will post them later on ...

It will make for some pretty great stories,
I can promise that ...

NeW YeAr

Considering how bad last year was for
my cousin and I, we figured this year
would probably not be much better.
So we decided to kick this year off with
a bang and really test our liver functions
as best we can ...

So far we have drank the new year in
quite well.

And the nights not over, and we are
far from sober ...

nEcEsSiTiEs ...

Last night the weather prediction led me
to believe there was a pretty big chance
I could get snowed in at work ...

So I made sure to bring the necessities ...

My cell phone charger and Xanax ...

SuBjEcT: X BoYfRiEnDs

Why is it so hard to just say SO LONG
and wave goodbye to the memories of
the ONE ex boyfriend that just so happened
to be your soulmate, the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?

Why is it so hard to just forget and move on?

How is it that everything reminds you of that
person and how great it would have been?

All of this pain and confusion causing sleepless
nights and injure current relationships ...

And yet ... we STILL hold onto hope ...