ThE CaSuaLtY ...

I'm gonna be honest ...
my neighbors are slightly worthless ...
They are never here
when I need them the most ...

For example ...
As I was getting ready today
I noticed a
GIGANTIC
spider lurking above ...

I panicked ...
I'm too scared to kill spiders!
Spiders are the
enemy!
They definitely come in first
place over boys ...

I ran to see if my neighbor was
home ...
ANY neighbor ...

NONE.
ZIP.
ZILCH.

It was up to me ...
So I did what I had to do ...
I really REALLY contemplated it before
I took action ...

But yes, there was a casualty ...
And it was this months Cosmo ...